24 March 2007
wiLL start sharin wif u a story whenever ii fr33...
maybe onc3 a w33k...0r tw0 w33k
shar3 wif u aLL a humor story...
In a train station, there were 2 Jews in the line to buy tickets to Paris. A few people behind were 2 Turkish guys quietly watching the Jews, always wanting to play tricks on them. When the moment came, the Jews bought only one ticket but, to the astonishment of the Turks, the 2 of them got on the train.
As it was a non-stop trip, at a certain moment a conductor came into the car and started checkin the passengers' tickets. The Turks, watching the Jews, started to giggle, certain that the Jews would be caught. But, to the Turks' amazement, before the conductor could see, the Jews ran and both went into a single lavatory-->washr00m.
Used to having people in the toilets, the conductor knocked on the door: "Paris, Paris, ticket,please!" Immediately, the Jews slipped the only ticket they had under the door for the man to check it. The Turks were astounded by the trick (and mad, because they had spent money unnecessarily).
After a few days, Turks could be seen in the line to purchase tickets back to Madrid. The Jews came a bit later. Of course, the Turks bought only 1 ticket. What surprised them was that when the Jews saw it, they left the line without tickets.
Again came the moment when the conductor stepped into the car. The 2 Turks went for the toilet right away, the same way the Jews had done before. The Jews sat patiently until the Turks were in the lavatory. Then, in a flash, they went to the toilet and knocked on the Turks'door. The Turks immediately slipped the ticket underneath the door. The Jews grabbed it and dashed into the next lavatory....
th3 3nd...
hw iis e st0ry...nic3??
it 0s0 t3ach ppL nt t0 pLay tricks 0n ppL...
h3h3...yea...
sigin 0ff l3...cya...
x-xiiao-b33-x...
maybe onc3 a w33k...0r tw0 w33k
shar3 wif u aLL a humor story...
In a train station, there were 2 Jews in the line to buy tickets to Paris. A few people behind were 2 Turkish guys quietly watching the Jews, always wanting to play tricks on them. When the moment came, the Jews bought only one ticket but, to the astonishment of the Turks, the 2 of them got on the train.
As it was a non-stop trip, at a certain moment a conductor came into the car and started checkin the passengers' tickets. The Turks, watching the Jews, started to giggle, certain that the Jews would be caught. But, to the Turks' amazement, before the conductor could see, the Jews ran and both went into a single lavatory-->washr00m.
Used to having people in the toilets, the conductor knocked on the door: "Paris, Paris, ticket,please!" Immediately, the Jews slipped the only ticket they had under the door for the man to check it. The Turks were astounded by the trick (and mad, because they had spent money unnecessarily).
After a few days, Turks could be seen in the line to purchase tickets back to Madrid. The Jews came a bit later. Of course, the Turks bought only 1 ticket. What surprised them was that when the Jews saw it, they left the line without tickets.
Again came the moment when the conductor stepped into the car. The 2 Turks went for the toilet right away, the same way the Jews had done before. The Jews sat patiently until the Turks were in the lavatory. Then, in a flash, they went to the toilet and knocked on the Turks'door. The Turks immediately slipped the ticket underneath the door. The Jews grabbed it and dashed into the next lavatory....
th3 3nd...
hw iis e st0ry...nic3??
it 0s0 t3ach ppL nt t0 pLay tricks 0n ppL...
h3h3...yea...
sigin 0ff l3...cya...
x-xiiao-b33-x...
2:44:00 PM
